Watching the Discovery Channel. Currently on: a show called “Amish Mafia”.
What is this? What is happening?
get to know meme: [1/5] favorite comedy movies
∟Drop Dead Gorgeous (1999) by Michael Patrick Jann
“Excuse me, Miss Penthouse ‘98, put your knees together. I could drive a boat show in there.”
I went to see this with a group of friends, and we walked out of the theater, and everyone was like, “That was weird. It wasn’t funny.” And I was like, “Oh my GAAD you are all idiots.” Y’know. Silently.
Here’s a fun (vaguely passive aggressive?) thing I’ve started doing at work: when you e-mail someone, particularly about something annoying or rule-break-y, you can preemptively thank them to head them off at the pass.
For example, when you missed a deadline: “Thanks for your patience! Here is the document we were supposed to send you a while ago.”
Another example: “We’re going to totally ignore the standard procedures and do it this way. Thanks for your flexibility!”
L: What’s today, the 18th? The 19th?
Me: …it’s the 17th.
Ava, Ruger and Ginger, photographed by Seth Casteel for Underwater Puppies, the follow up to his best-seller Underwater Dogs.
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Ginger is not here for this.
What You Crave vs What You Need
Kale, leafy greens.
Actual, literal bubbles.
A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
The sweet release of death.
Just had to send a work e-mail to someone with an address that started “kingtut68”.